Yelp Review the Musical

A mezzo-soprano client, a baritone nail tech named Dustin, and a full SATB choir convene to address the discontinuation of OPI Ballet Slipper, its coral replacement, and a gel chip on the index finger two days later. The color was not basically identical. One star.

A contralto arrives at the dry cleaner with a pink slip, a barcode sticker, and a coupon — and is told there is no record of any blue shirt. The shirt belonged to her late father. The manager's name is not Bev. Full pit orchestra, SATB choir, one star.

A tenor homeowner arrives at his HOA pool on the first hot day of June — fob deactivated, children weeping, the pool twenty feet away — and discovers the only person who can help is Shelley, who cannot reinstate, and the board, who meets in three weeks. Full pit orchestra, SATB choir, one star.