Saint of the Self-Checkout 「Unexpected Item in Bagging Area」

Solemn canonization of the patron saint of all who placed the item exactly where instructed, heard the alarm sound, watched the attendant light blink, and stood accused by a machine in front of everyone.

Each weekday at end-of-workday, a modern hagiographer canonizes one daily small American suffering — Saint of the Hold Music, Saint of the One AirPod, Saint of the Printer That Needs Cyan to Print Black.